Wow. . . I'm in Awe

Ok, so I stole this from Sam Pavlick who is a freshman, but can make me laugh like no other. I wouldn't be surprised if she had done all of these herself

42 things to make your parents think you're nuts.
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom//Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim on the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither and hiss everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...

This is the most I've laughed in a while, except when I saw John Tucker must die. . . .Tirz and I and about seven junior high girls were laughing so hard I cried. Yes, there is nothing funnier than seeing a movie about humiliating some jerk jock.

Ok, 'cause I know you're all DYING to hear about my life *snort* I'll give you a short summery. I now have a job @ Moe's 'cause w/o a job I have no money, get bored easily, and have to do things with my parents where I get to hear them mention the fact that I don't have a job some ten times each hour (its OK I don't mind too much) I need to mention the fact htat this is a miracle, b/c I can NEVER find a job when I want to, or search for one. Its a proven fact. Two I'm home for good! (could you tell?) Three I can't remember. . . . so ask me later. Four I'm going to the State Fair on Thurs. to see Tyler (first time in like three weeks!!) and I hope to go down again on Fri. 'cause I want to see Rascal Flatts!!! (ok, I don't have tickets, but I'd love to be in the same county as them, plus who says you have to be inside the arena/whatever to hear them?

Anyway, I REALLY want school to start, and my laptop to get here a @&##* HP yep HP, I'm DYING to get an Apple, and so I've determined that as soon as I can I'm gonna buy one b/c they're the best and I hate Microsoft!!!! Done venting (I hope) anyway I need to take a shower b/c today I get to babysit!! Yay! Ok I admit, they're great kids, but I've lived w/ kids, worked w/kids, and been harassed by kids for the last thre weeks straight!!!

Have a Great Day!